The Homa Files

Eliott Spitzer (a.k.a. “Client–9”) raised eyebrows when it was leaked that he paid a pro $4,500 for a night of transgression(s). 

At the time, $4,500 a pop sounded like a lot of money to most folks.

Well, Tiger Woods, has taken the game to a new level.

The Daily Beast reports that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million “sorry” payment to his wife — and revising her prenup to give her a “retention bonus” of $55 million more to stay with him two more years.

Let’s see.  The tramp that went public says she and Tiger “got together” about 20 times.  There’s speculation that there were at least 2 other Tiger-pleasers  in play. Let’s assume that Tiger teed off 20 times with each of them, too.

OK, $60 million  divided by 60 “dates” …

Holy smoke … $1 million a shot !!!!

Now, that’s  freakin’omics.

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P.S.  Since we’re talking incentive pay and retention bonuses, shouldn’t the Fed pay czar have a crack at the deal?
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Source article:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-03/new-details-on-tigers-prenup/?cid=hp:mainpromo1
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PROMISE: This is my last Tiger post …

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