Archive for December 14th, 2009

Democracy in action: “Damn the will of the people!” … say, what?

December 14, 2009

Elections have consequencesyou elected us (hah-hah) …  now, we’ll do what we damn well please (because we’re way smarter and way more moral than you are) … and, oh yeah, we won’t even let you see what we’re doing (you can’t handle the truth)

That’s what the politicians seem to be saying these days.

Practically every poll — save for ones fabricated by NBC, CBS, ABC — say the same thing: a CLEAR MAJORITY of Americans DISAPPROVE of current ObamaCare plans. RealClearPolitics’ poll of polls have the approve-disapprove split approaching 2/3s – 1/3.

Do the Washington nitwits really think that there won’t be mayhem and backlash if they ram in their half-baked programs?

Go figure.

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http://www.pollster.com/polls/us/jobapproval-presobama-health.php?xml=http://www.pollster.com/flashcharts/content/xml/USObamaJobPresHealth.xml&choices=Disapprove,Approve&phone=&ivr=&internet=&mail=&smoothing=&from_date=&to_date=&min_pct=&max_pct=&grid=&points=1&lines=1&colors=Disapprove-BF0014,Approve-000000,Undecided-68228B

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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/obama_and_democrats_health_care_plan-1130.html#polls

Good work if you can get it … Is the Federal pay czar asleep at the switch … or, what?

December 14, 2009

Bottom line: Now, I’m less worked up about the Goldman bonuses.  At least those guys work more than 37-1/2 hours a week … with emphasis added to the word “work”.

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Excerpted from: USA TODAY For feds, average pay $30,000 over private sector, Dec. 8, 2009 

The number of federal workers earning six-figure salaries has exploded.

Excluding the White House, Congress, the Postal Service, intelligence agencies and uniformed military personnel,there are more than 2 million federal employees.  

One of every five Federal employees makes a salary of more than $100,000 —  before overtime pay, bonuses and benefits are counted. For example, in the Transportation Department, 1,690 employees have salaries above $170,000.

[Note that even USA Today says “makes”, not “earns”.]

The average federal worker’s pay is $71,206, compared with $40,331 in the private sector.

 [Note that if 2 million Federal employees’ average pay was cut back to the private sector average, it would free up $60 billion per year … roughly equal to the tax hikes hikes and /or Medcare cuts being proposed to fund ObamaCare … hmmm] 

Key reasons for high pay:

Pay hikes. Then-president Bush recommended — and Congress approved — across-the-board raises of 3% in January 2008 and 3.9% in January 2009. President Obama has recommended 2% pay raises in January 2010. Most federal workers also get longevity pay hikes — called steps — that average 1.5% per year.

[OK.  Back out 10.4% in “Bush’s fault” pay increases, and the average Federal employee only snags 58% more than a private sector worker.  Feel better?]

New pay system. Congress created a new National Security Personnel System for the Defense Department to reward merit, in addition to the across-the-board increases. The merit raises, which started in January 2008, were larger than expected and rewarded high-ranking employees.

[In other words, they get paid more because they get paid more.  Huh?]

Pay caps eased. Many top civil servants are prohibited from making more than an agency’s leader. But if Congress lifts the boss’ salary, others get raises, too. 

[To repeat, they get paid more because they get paid more.] 

Specialized skills. The federal workforce is highly paid because the government employs skilled people such as scientists, physicians and lawyers.

[Quick fix: Lose the lawyers.] 

Full article:
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20091211/1afedpay11_st.art.htm?loc=interstitialskip&POE=click-refer

Need a chuckle today ?

December 14, 2009

Making the email rounds … at least one will make you chuckle. Guaranteed.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
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Question: Was that a good thing?
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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TakeAway: Watch your ass.
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Best case: Fall asleep in front of the TV,
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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Question: Any Queens have a moustache?
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
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Solution: Don’t let your skin die.
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company and the first ‘Marlboro Man’ both died of lung cancer.
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Observation: Maybe there is justice in the world.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne “particles” resulting from the flush.
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Solution: Move the toilet.
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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Observation: I know some people that seem to talk thru their butts …

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Thanks to James W.  for the source material