The Homa Files

Making the email rounds … at least one will make you chuckle. Guaranteed.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

Question: Was that a good thing?
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.

TakeAway: Watch your ass.
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Best case: Fall asleep in front of the TV,
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

Question: Any Queens have a moustache?
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

Solution: Don’t let your skin die.
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company and the first ‘Marlboro Man’ both died of lung cancer.

Observation: Maybe there is justice in the world.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne “particles” resulting from the flush.

Solution: Move the toilet.
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Observation: I know some people that seem to talk thru their butts …

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Thanks to James W.  for the source material

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