Dennis Miller has been on the campaign trail with Romney this week. I’m betting that he wrote much of Mitt’s Al Smith roast material … it’s pretty funny with a bit of edge.
Here’s the video … worth watching. My fav punch lines are below.
- “Usually I get invited to events like this to be the designated driver.”
- “This show is brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion”
- Re: debate prep: “I just abstain from alcohol for 65 years.”
- Re: debate: “Big Bird never saw it coming.”
- Overheard Pres. Obama: “So little time, so much to redistribute”.
- “Polls are now showing Obama leading from behind”
- Obama to the Pope: “Just blame everything on John Paul II”
- Obama to voters: “Are you better off now than you were 4 weeks ago”
- Tomorrow’s headline: “Obama engages Catholics, Romney dines with rich people.”
- “There’ more to life …”
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