I’ve always wondered that … especially since NJ is the only place on Planet Earth that won’t let you self-pump your own gas.
Nope.
Gotta wait for the attendant to notice you’re there and do it for you.
Of course, the attendants don’t look like the guy in the picture.
Nope.
They all look like folks who should be reported to Homeland Security.
My point: having attendants should push gas prices up, right?
A common hypothesis is that there are a lot of gas storage facilities along I-95.
Cheaper supply?
That doesn’t square since there isn’t much gas drilled in the local area.
OK, so what is it?
I may have stumbled on the answer …
The Homa Files 