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Forget cow tipping … there’s a new sport.

December 2, 2016

Since the election is over, the T-Day conversation at our house shifted to “cow tipping”.

So, let’s dip into the HomaFiles archive for the definitive explanation … with a twist.

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A news story caught my eye yesterday.

But, first some context …

Have you ever heard of “cow tipping?

It’s a ritual where drunk farm boys  sneak up on cows and tip them over.

Technical note: I have no idea why they have to be drunk, but it’s always stated that way.

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Last year , Modern Farmer magazine published a scientific study on cow tipping.

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Basically, Modern Farmer debunked the rural legend:

 Cow tipping, at least as popularly imagined, does not exist.

Drunk young men do not, on any regular basis, sneak into cow pastures and put a hard shoulder into a cow taking a standing snooze, thus tipping the poor animal over.

While in the history of the world there have surely been a few unlucky cows shoved to their side by gang of boozed-up morons, we feel confident in saying this happens at a rate roughly equivalent to the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series.

The evidence against cow tipping is immense, and backed up by both farmers and the laws of physics

Ignore the cheap shot at my favorite Cubbies … focus on the “boozed up morons” and the “laws of physics”.

The Modern Farmer study was provocative  enough that it was picked up by Slate.com with the following headline:

 

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Uh-oh, this is where things get really interesting …

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Forget cow tipping … there’s a new sport.

April 8, 2014

A news story caught my eye yesterday.

But, first some context …

Have you ever heard of “cow tipping?

It’s a ritual where drunk farm boys  sneak up on cows and tip them over.

Technical note: I have no idea why they have to be drunk, but it’s always stated that way.

image

Last year , Modern Farmer magazine published a scientific study on cow tipping.

image

Basically, Modern Farmer debunked the rural legend:

 Cow tipping, at least as popularly imagined, does not exist.

Drunk young men do not, on any regular basis, sneak into cow pastures and put a hard shoulder into a cow taking a standing snooze, thus tipping the poor animal over.

While in the history of the world there have surely been a few unlucky cows shoved to their side by gang of boozed-up morons, we feel confident in saying this happens at a rate roughly equivalent to the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series.

The evidence against cow tipping is immense, and backed up by both farmers and the laws of physics

Ignore the cheap shot at my favorite Cubbies … focus on the “boozed up morons” and the “laws of physics”.

The Modern Farmer study was provocative  enough that it was picked up by Slate.com with the following headline:

 

image

 

Uh-oh, this is where things get really interesting …

(more…)


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