Like George Costanza, SS agents should ask: “Was that wrong?”

I wonder if the Secret Service agents caught playing in Colombia have considered using the “George Costanza Defense”?

In a classic Seinfeld episode, George was messing around with the office’s cleaning lady and she ratted him out to the boss.

The boss called George in for a “conversation”:

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Mr. Lippman: It’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

 
George Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

George Costanza: Was that wrong?

Should I not have done that?

I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon…

You know, ‘cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Wonder if the Secret Service agents have tried George’s Costanza defense?

Might not work, but would at least generate some yuks.

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